Fong

1. noun - a cunt that gets wet by the sight of large asian boys.

2. verb - to become wet.

3. adj - adjective reserved for fong-like things. one that sucks or blows in a manner that makes a "walter" wet in the asshole.

guy: oh my god, did you see that fong just now?
guy 2: yea, i think hes wet now.

by the_oracles_eye March 30, 2009

Fong

To tickle the armpit of another.

The family gathering was going well until Aunt Judy decided to fong Dave.

by Wrasslinandbeer December 31, 2017

Fong

A bad, terrible person. One who knows nothing about maths and science.

You are such a fong!

by ClintCameron May 17, 2016

Fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab.

by Charles March 09, 2005

Fong

the combination of the words "faux" and song. Use to describe songs which employ beats and rhythm, but no actual singing.

Used in a sentence: "OMG, have you heard Kesha's new fong?" or "OMG don't you love that new G6 fong"

by creepertons October 05, 2010

Fonged

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”

by LloydRay October 31, 2017

Fongness

(noun-person)
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.

Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.

by fongness June 30, 2011