Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

donkey fondler

A term for a homosexual person.

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.

by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

ball fondler

A questionable males sexuality or a homosexual.

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

Cock fondler

(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock

Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!

by upscale December 16, 2007

Fudge Fondler

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

by shaolin May 1, 2014