fonch

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!

by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003

Fonch

The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday

Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.

by God4266 January 27, 2019

Fincho

A famous mute from the US South who was the first person to be coined with the term "Simp". Now associated with anyone who is spastic, basement dwelling, socially inept and a virgin. Video game players are frequently associated with the term. Also used by the LBGTQ+ community as an insult.

(in a trans night club setting) OMG! Did you see that Fincho over there? He looks so desperate trying to buy people free drinks and make friends. Soooo awkward. Why doesn't he just buy a dildo and be done with it??

by King Tropic April 9, 2023

Fancho

An absolute rim lord. Takes packages via the brown back door

Commonly found to hide ones HOM tendancies behind the statement..

"im confused"

Has a deep interest in fancy dress and cuddles

Oi, boyzee.. look at that Fancho over there

lets go and kick his f*cking head in

by Bates me November 23, 2004

fonchongle

To give a harsh spook or to destroy

Man last night I was playing a game with the boys and we fonchongled everyone that stood in our way.

by Thot Thomas July 28, 2017

fanchon

the part of the human body that is between the taint or durf and the asshole.

Please note that the fanchon is so small that you, for the most part, will not be able to see it........but it is there.

Damn! My fanchon is killing me! -or- I hurt my fanchon when I was riding my bike today.

by pornorobdetroit July 6, 2009

fonch

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

by monica blanchard September 6, 2008