Fobbing

"fobbing": The art of shoving your kids off on someone else.

" I can't stand my kids so much I've taken to fobbing them off on my mom. She's so stupid she thinks it's her idea."

by Outtatowncheese June 8, 2018

fobbing around

To speak loudly and passionately in your own eastern Asian language with 2 or more people who speak that same language. For example, "Those C-fobs are obnoxiously fobbing around in the library."

For example, "Those C-fobs are obnoxiously fobbing around in the library."

by Fob1 January 16, 2015

flobbing

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation

by dancer04728 April 29, 2020

Fibbing

To lie. To fib isn't to make a small, subtle lie, that will hopefully go unnoticed.

Jake was fibbing when he said he finished his homework.

by ZombieLord December 28, 2009

frobbing

To spend excessive time on a computer surfing the net or otherwise investigating something of little consequence, just to satisfy your curiosity. It carries the connotation of masturbation. (used at MIT in the '70s)

Stop frobbing and get back to your work!

by frobber April 6, 2010

Fubbing

The act of sticking a finger up someone's bum during sex, either with their express request, reluctant permission, or (more amusingly) completely out of the blue.

Applies to both gay and straight.

Consider it a sort of polite alternative, or a beginner's version if you would, of fisting.

It comes from the acronym FUB - Finger Up Bum.
Derivatives like 'to fub', 'fubbed', 'well I'll be fubbed', 'fubstep' and so on are known to exist and are applicable according to context.

"I was having sex with this 8/10 girl yesterday and out of the blue, she starts fubbing me. No warning whatsoever! At first I didn't know what to do, but she was pretty fit so I just rode it out... Fubbed and proud!"

by Gibralteaser November 4, 2012

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020