falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

Fooland

Someone who is being foolish at the moment, but isn't a fool

Person 1: The Moon landing was faked and filmed on Mars!
Person 2: Oh you're being such a fooland

by Katpow January 11, 2021

Diego Forlan

A Uruguayan soccer player that played for Manchester United, for a few years he didn't do to well there,made some clumsy misses,a few goals but nothing to impress anyone.But in the season 2004-2005 playing for Villareal from Spain he was European golden boot along with Henry(Arsenal) with 25 goals,and pichichi of Spain leading with most goal.Then in the season 2005-2006 he was semi-finalist in the Champions league.Villareal loosing against Arsenal at a narrow score line of 1-0 after both games.

guy 1: you kicked some ass on the pitch today,keep up the good work!

guy 2: yeah, next year hopefully I'll be like Diego Forlan.

guy 1: you'll never be like Forlan, he's too good!!

by scaminator December 19, 2006

Falangism

The most based ideology, which is a form of national syndicalism (not fascism). Spanish Politician Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera created this idea with his "Twenty-Seven Points". The ideology was prominent in the Spanish Civil War and under Caudillo Francesco Franco's Spain.

A: I think John likes Falangism.
B: How so?
A: I heard him humming Cara al Sol earlier.
B: Based.

by LeEpicNat1936 October 30, 2020

falanx

The incorrect way of spelling the word phalanx. Click on the link to find out what it actually means.

Moron: Greeks sure had thum sum niiice falanx int that right?
Intellectual: You moron, it's phalanx.

by Jona, also known by some as, Tim December 12, 2006

Foolano

A random person of questionable intelligence; dolt or moron.

Etymology: Derived from Spanish word Fulano, a generic proper noun roughly translated as "what's his name."

We would've made it out with the goods if Foolano here hadn't tripped the security system.

by tomte June 3, 2004

Falangerer

Someone who does something in which you don't know the name of.

"Stop being a falangerer"

by nitrosamine February 10, 2008