Ninn Foakes

An absolute bell-end. An arse shaft with the intellectual capacity of a small dog turd. The biggest wank captain on the nonce squad. The type of slack jawed dolt to buy a vape and break it by giving it a sloppy blowjob. A creature born in the black depths of the Tarskavaig lagoon. A perpetual virgin that enjoys the smell of his own body-odor. A slope-headed dolt who doesn't require a condom because his sperm are too thick to find their way up his shaft even though they have hardly any distance to cover. The only discernible talent the Ninn actually possesses is to make the world's biggest ignoramuses feel like total geniuses with multiple PhDs and IQs reaching into the high thousands. When he was born his own parents tried to reject him in the manner of the Spartans but failed because the bottom of the cliff they threw him off was so disgusted it ran away.

I hope Ninn Foakes drowns in his own wank sweat.

by Lhistopher Cree February 20, 2018

foakley

A word creation which combines the words "fake" and "Oakley". The latter being the outragously expensive sunglasses considered cool to own. Foakleys are most easily acquired in big city streets from panhandlers.

Bobby Ray: Hey Bobby Sue, I hear you're going to NYC, could you pick me up a pair of foakleys?
Bobby Sue: No way! Those things are like 2 buxx!

by Enterthedavid June 28, 2005

FOAKES

Flip Out And Kill Everyone Syndrome
Most people who have FOAKES are ninjas or pirates. FOAKES is a mind condition that makes people flip out and just kill everyone.

The Ninja with FOAkES, killed everyone just because some kid dropped a spoon.

by Dracoon May 8, 2005

FOAKES

Flip out and kill everyone syndrome. used commonly around schools/post offices in America to describe the state of mind of the individual who had just ran in and let rip with an ak47.

Steve had no friends and smells, due to this he developed FOAKES and now his classmates share a coffin

by Palskcoc December 30, 2006

FOAKS

Acronym: Flip Out And Kill Someone.

What ninjas do when provoked. Often the source of provocation is not immediately obvious to the innocent bystander.

By extension, an unexpected violent outburst from someone who's normally calm and collected.

Postal workers are notoriously liable to FOAKS.

You'd better not stack any more dirty dishes - Tim looks ready to FOAKS over this! It's always the quiet ones you've got to watch out for...

by teedyay December 24, 2007

moada foaka

another way to say mother fucker

hey moada foaka, how are you doing?

by whatazipper November 30, 2009