Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

by Scmookus May 13, 2019

Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.

We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.

by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008

Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.

Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.

by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016

fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.

When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.

by wasamada-u July 31, 2008

flusterfuck

1. It's when a large number of people are in a really confusing or awkward situation and everybody has the wrong idea about everything, so naturally,they all react in the most wrong way possible, and the consquences are huge.

Man, Romeo and Juliet sure was a flusterfuck, wasn't it.

by CarnivorousL October 17, 2017

Fustercluck

In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.

I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.

by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011