flarbed

A state of mind of complete fucked upness

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

by J.C. February 6, 2003

Flurted

verb. flurt·ed, flurt·ing, flurts

To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures with all the grace and nuances of a doctor performing microsurgery with a crowbar.

Steph and Thomas flurted to each other. Everyone else was nauseated by the exchange.

by Alchymist February 8, 2012

Fluebed

Usually the dankest mf around. Dong definitely bigger than everyone elses. Can smoke like it's nobody's business. Usually the only kid that smokes in his "group".

Yo you gonna get fluebed this weekend?

Hell yea breh u already kno

by OGDankDaddy October 28, 2016

Flured

To be really really amazing

You are so flured

by Flured January 21, 2010

Flubbed up

to mess up or ruin something, aka 'fucked up'. other alternatives, Flubbup, Flubbedup, Flub up, Flubbed.

Michael you fucking dipshit, you broke the clock!
sorry man, I flubbed up.

by Dj Rock Da House Down August 1, 2010

Flubbed out

Meaning one of two things. 1. Meaning you got with a girl and stretched out that pussy good. 2. Meaning that you owned someone, close to the meaning of the term "clowned"

Me - yo dude you saw that td I scored on you bro? You just got flubbed out

Friend -yea whatever bitch

by Dirtee sanchez August 22, 2012

flurbert

laser-shooting narwhal

The great Norm was riding a flurbert

by The great Norm May 19, 2014