A day at Knox College when all classes are canceled and students get drunk and play in a mud pit. It's a surprise and you don't know until 6 am the day of Flunk Day! There are fryers who wake everyone up with pots and pans. There are also flunk day scares...which are just mean.
If you just loaf around in college, you will flunk out. You will then be SOL the rest your life, since you will never have the education you need to get a job any better than flipping burgers.
1) Flunk Buddy: Someone you're friends with and both partake in the action of failing and being happy because you weren't alone in the process.
2) Flunk Buddy: Also a low GPA student in which u converse about how Funny failing a test is in which to drown out the thoughts and stress of failing classes.
Kid 1: What did u get on your Science Project?
Kid 2: An F- hahahahah
Kid 1: Yay we are Flunk buddies
Kid 2: *GASP* Do you think we can be those COOL super seniors
Kid 1: *cries inside* Yes Flunk Buddy, Yes we can.
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1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.