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fluke

In Northern Ireland and Ireland (at least), a fluke (pronounced flook) is a verb meaning to win against the odds. It can also be used as a noun meaning something won against the odds or someone who wins that way.

Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.
(In appreciation of someone winning): "Whoa, flukey. Well done!"

(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"

(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".

(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."

(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."
by Flukemeister March 25, 2009
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Fluke

(1)fluke :
can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.
(2)fluke :
something that happens solely due to luck
Ex1: Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!
Ex2: It is not just a fluke that Captain’s vocal cords can reach the octave of his cousin Leona.
by Sonnyboy22 May 10, 2009
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Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.
The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.
by cheekyT August 5, 2012
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FLUKE

in the san diego, ca 92114 area a fluke can be the action of saying you are going to do somthing, or something you call a person a who says they are going to do something, and they make you think they really are and then they up and change their mind about doing it and dont do it.
at 4:03pm jennifer, "be ready by 6:30pm on the dot because that's when we're leaving!"

at 7:26 tiffany calls jennifer, "hey where the hell are you at? it's 7:26pm, you said 6:30pm"

jennifer, "oh yea, i dont think im going any more."

tiffany, "damn, you FLUKED me.....well gee thanks for letting me know you changed your mnid foo! uugh you damn fluke!"

jennifer, "whatever"
by TiFFBO February 18, 2010
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fluked

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.
by edgarblah September 20, 2007
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fluke

Noun.
Meaning "Slut" . A trashy female that sleeps around. May also be considered a prostitute. Uses birth control but doesnt want to have to pay for it. (also see definition for cheap)
That woman is such a fluke she was having sex all night.

Being the fluke you are I know you will do me right.
by muddyib June 17, 2012
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Fluke

No fluke here: Chippewas earned win over MSU.
by Enemy_1 September 1, 2011
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