muffin fluffin’

When you purposely wear a pair of low-rider jeans so tight so that you have to pull your glutes up and out, arranging or fluffing them into position.

That perfect muffin top look is the result of some expert muffin fluffin’, I am sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

fluffing

A technique used in most pornographic films today. When the male star has to get "aroused" for the camera he is fluffed beforehand.

A stagehand, someone usually chosen just for this job, either gives the star a hand or blow job.

John Holmes had a 13" cock, but he had troubles getting it up during shoots. He needed to be fluffed before he could perform.

by hard_virus June 12, 2005

fluffinuficus

fluf-in-nuff-ick-us
n.v.adj.conj v. conj adv. stupid.

A master of fluffing, usually consisting of one or more fluffers attempting to fluffing one's self/ one another while whistling dixie and making crude jokes about fluffing your dog. Most Fluffinuficus tend to be Lonely individuals in need of psychiatric care. In some rare cases a fluffinuficus may or may not be a douche queef.

Guy 1: What's up, Fluffinuficus?
Guy 2: Not Much, Mr Fluffington.
Guy 1: You wanna go fluff?
Guy 2: Only if you go first, sexy.

by Andrew, Daniel April 9, 2008

Fluffin' Around

When you have alot of things to do but in reality you're just doing nothing. Wasting time, more or less. You know, what you do when you have lots and lots of homework but you don't feel like doing it.

Hey whats up?
Nothing much, Im just Fluffin' Around.

by Alex Montague May 23, 2011

Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

by ElliotM December 14, 2008

Beaver Fluffin'

Is another term used for lesbian oral sex. When you use your tongue to fluff the carpet of your lesbian lovers beaver.

Celena to one of her friends at work..."Last night was so good, I can hardly walk today, Amanda has gotten so good at beaver fluffin', I never want her head out from my pussy."

by yolanda bang July 1, 2012