Fuckening

The commencing of getting royally fucked

Let the fuckening begin

by Pisces2282 May 10, 2014

Fuckening Of Christ

An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.

"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"

"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."

"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."

by binkazoid May 16, 2019

Flinkering

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019

The fuckening

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur

The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident

by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018

fanny fluttering

When you are sexually attracted to someone and you get butterflies in your vagina. I.e fanny fluttering

Sam called Danielle over and asked her if the fit guy over there made her horny I.e fanny fluttering

by sammmmbrandonnnnn November 28, 2013

fuckeling

A mixture of cuddling and fucking.
Also: fuckle, fuckled

My girlfriend and I were fuckeling last night.

by zoso6767 April 1, 2009

The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.

“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.

by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019