Flu Shot Flu

A non-medical term for the 3-5 days of feeling like crap after you get your flu shot.

Dude 1. Hey, what’s wrong with you? You look like shit.
Dude 2. I also feel like shit. I got my flu shot yesterday, now I have flu shot flu.

by Ski25 November 13, 2011

Redneck Flu Shot

Cheap bourbon and Nyquil, served lukewarm in a shot glass.

Last year I started feeling sick, so I took 3 Redneck Flu Shots. Woke up 4 days later in a puddle of my own drool. Felt great though.

by freeman42 January 30, 2012

Reverse Flu Shot

When someone with the influenza virus inserts his penis into a healthy recipient's mouth and holds it there for at least five seconds. It is only considered a Reverse Flu Shot if the recipient gets the flu within 48 hours.

Spencer: Here, put this under your tongue.
Cindy: What is it?
Spencer: My dick. I'm giving you a reverse flu shot.
Cindy: Oh, haha. Cool.

by thecrocheter January 8, 2015

Devils Flu-Shot

Heroin

That heathen is using The Devils Flu-Shot!

by FKRPrints January 14, 2018

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012