flowtastrophe

a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.

Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe

by Moles75 May 24, 2011

Flowjab effect

When we sqaud up with kaden, the overall IQ of the stack is lowered

"DUDE!! What made you think swinging that angle was a good idea?"

"idk man, must be the flowjab effect."

by sungod1469 February 6, 2021

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010

floogazey

Used for saying something or someone is fake

Hate how she wanna say something behind my back but but be in my face like we're friends. She floogazey!

Sam: Those Jordans you're wearing are floogazey.
Darby: How??
Sam: The jump man is holding a football!

by Anonymous Boo November 17, 2013

Flowaiian

A person or ethnic group of people in Florida of Hawaiian origin and national heritage.

In Hawaii, we're Hawaiian, but in Florida we're Flowaiian. We are the Hawaiians in Florida.

by Braddah22 August 20, 2019

flooganshnooga

Is an urban dance usually done while dancing on top of a microwave while wearing a butt-flap and drinking chocolate milk. People who participate in this dance usually flops their arms and legs around like noodles.
This is sometimes done as a means of therapy for those mentally challenged.

My friend was dancing the Flooganshnooga last night in the bathroom.

by Ima Stankin June 26, 2008

flowtastic

Having a massive amount of flow.

Yeah, he's been flowtastic?

by flowmania101 April 14, 2011