Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".
Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
by Kam842 October 25, 2007
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Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012
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An example of flonking is one sexual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. Must include mutual enjoyment. Can be any combination of positions. Must encompass "It's all about me," "It's all about her/him," and "It's all about us."
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1) The act of seagulling as a group
2) When 3 or more people come to together and seagull a single person in a manner similar to a gangbang
For more information on this word see seagulling
1) The act of seagulling as a group
2) When 3 or more people come to together and seagull a single person in a manner similar to a gangbang
For more information on this word see seagulling
Those guys got wasted and went flocking and ended up flocking like 10 people including that stuck up bitch Cindy
by theOGrapejuice June 14, 2011
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by rich A August 4, 2007
Get the flocking mug.The act of floking refers to the trading of a can of coke and a flake in return for manual stimulation and is in essence "light prostitution".
The most common form of floking is the trade of a 330ml can of coke and a 38g cadburys flake in exchange for a handjob.
The most common form of floking is the trade of a 330ml can of coke and a 38g cadburys flake in exchange for a handjob.
I can't believe I got a sweet handjob just for some sweets!
Yeah floking is fucking awesome!
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Yeah floking is fucking awesome!
Underage Floking Rules!
by Big Guns Dave Jones January 28, 2009
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