Floriduh

An adjective referring to stupid things happening in the state of Florida. There's something the other Urban Dictionary authors don't realize though; the term "Floriduh" was coined by Florida-based comedian Boca Brian, and, as far as I know, none of the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by Boca Brian. I wonder how many of the Urban Dictionary writers have heard Boca Brian.

Boca Brian once did a comedy bit called "Oh Florida." (It was a parody of Oh Canada) Sometimes, he would exaggerate the last syllable of Florida, like "Flori--duh!" On an episode of the Boca Show on 1470 WNN, he just told everyone he invented that term, "Floriduh." We all knew that anyway!

by Seshie April 3, 2012

Florind

An Albanian whose grandmother's Baklava attracts fat, old, single men.

Florind delivered the baklava to the fat old man's house on behalf of his grandmother.

by TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM September 25, 2011

Floridumbass

A person from a certain state in the United States who engages in the kind of mind-bogglingly bizarre, stupid behavior that gives rise to "Florida Man" stories.

Did you hear about the Floridumbass who got his penis caught in a pencil sharpener?

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.

That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.

by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022

Floriduh

An expression used when one hears something about Florida that seems to almost always happen.

"Did you hear about the Category 5 hurricane hitting Florida?" "Floriduh"
"Woah, on my birthday a Florida man drove into a gas pump at 3am and exploded the entire station!" "Floriduh"
"I heard that the -insert professional football team from Florida- were only predicted to get 4 wins this year" "Floriduh"

by BigGdawg September 10, 2019

Floridumb

Stupid things that Floridians do.

The sheriff in Florida banned his deputies and workers from wearing masks during a pandemic. That is not just dumb it's Floridumb

by dboyli August 12, 2020

florindo

Used to be a druggie and baddas screwed over everyone he knew but is now a electrician

Look florindo has 3 kids now

by The absolute retatard May 17, 2018