floorset

One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.

After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.

by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

Floose

A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.

Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose

by BoeYams March 29, 2020

floofer

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

by WasabiOS August 12, 2021

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Floof

Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.

"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"

by LilMilo May 6, 2018

Floobs

Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.

That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022