Refers to a snobby, skinny female, with either a skinny, shapely, or large butt, who eats fruit and nuts for breakfast and salads for lunch and dinner, thus making her poop invariably float to the surface when she takes a dump.
Dude, she is such a snob. I took her for a steak dinner and she ordered just a salad. I put up with it, but later discovered after we did the deed, that the droppings she left in the toilet were translucent and floating like a stick in a lake. Wow! She was so snobby and tight I should have figured her for a bowl floater.
by Stagmen April 18, 2017
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When the policeman called for a warrant to be served on a local democratic official during a parade when that official was on a float, his public handcuffing attracted enough media attention that it became known as FloatGate.
by Puchin October 13, 2011
Get the FloatGate mug.Georgie: You'll float too, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!, YOU'LL FLOAT TOOOOO!
Bill: Looks anxiously about to shit his pants
Clown gonna get yo ass bithc
Bill: Looks anxiously about to shit his pants
Clown gonna get yo ass bithc
by Ilovepancakesqndwaffles101 September 17, 2017
Get the You'll float too mug.It is a phrase used in the TV show "The 100" to go kill yourself. Because in the show, they go float people into space to kill them"
You have just broken the law, so we are going to have to float you. Go float yourself so we don't have to
by Thetv100fan February 19, 2017
Get the go float yourself mug.Flodafinil (Flmodafinil; Fluoromodafinil; CRL-40,940; Lauflumide), is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer) that is 2 to 4 times stronger than Modafinil. It used to be sold everywhere. Now, it's harder to find. Eugeroic king NZT has Flodafinil, as well as other ingredients. Eugeroic king NZT has 100mg of Flodafinil per capsule. Flodafinil last 12+ hours and the dose range is 75mg to 200mg. It's more stimulating, dopaminergic, and wakefulness enhancing and histaminergic than Modafinil.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 12, 2022
Get the Flodafinil mug.A floater is an individual who cannot pin-point what group they belong to. They walk down the halls and get nods or smiles from anyone in any group. They are normally polite and friendly but shy. A floater generally becomes a floater because of failed friendships not through fights but through "drifting" apart. Hence, the name floater. They don't like sharing their personal business so it is very rare a person will get inside and actually stick around. Floaters are known to be kind of sketchy because of this. But as previously noted, they are generally polite, friendly and due to the enormous amounts of nods, waves and gestures they get in a day, they usually have a great smile.
Bob: Hey I saw *blank* today. Jeez that guy is friends with everyone!
Ted: No, he's just a floater, we used to be friends... I don't even know what happened there...
Bob: But what a great smile.
Ted: That's for sure.
Ted: No, he's just a floater, we used to be friends... I don't even know what happened there...
Bob: But what a great smile.
Ted: That's for sure.
by GIBBUY September 12, 2011
Get the Floater mug.When a cat sits in a position so it looks like it has no limbs and takes a fluffy loaf-like form. Can also be used as a verb.
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