flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

none of your flopping bunnies

An adult safe phrase that implies that it really is none of your fucking business.

When old Mr. Johnson asked Sally where she was off to at 10 at night, she sweetly replied: "none of your flopping bunnies"

by SherriAD November 10, 2009

monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015

Mitt-flopping

Taking both sides, and or flipping sides constantly to meet your audiences needs.

Mitt Romney is a professional Mitt-flopper, he will take both sides of any topic. He is good at Mitt-flopping.

by Random Characters: wefhweuih March 15, 2012

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010

flip-flopping

1) Something politicians or political groups do. They agree with something then later disagree with it, then later agree with it again an unspecified amount of times.

2) Something members of the opposite sex do. They flirt with you then ignore you, as if they are flip-flopping about whether they like you or not.

1) The Greens are often flip-flopping on many issues, eg illegal drugs. They said they would legalise them, now they say they will not.

2) "Man, that guy is a flip-flopper of the highest degree. He asked me out on Friday and on Monday he told me he was getting back with his ex."

by choochoobear April 22, 2006

race flopping

Purposely engaging in racially-offensive speech for the purpose of complaining about the subsequent accusations of racism.

The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.

It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.

Shock jocks are often accused of race flopping.

by Xelgaex August 12, 2009