flodging

The combination of flaking and dodging. When someone no-shows an obligation and duck your phone calls, texts, etc.

Dave was supposed to DJ at 9 tonight but he's flodging.

by 09090909 August 31, 2015

Flodge

A sly word to mutter to your friends when a good looking girl walks past, or right in their face, because they'll never know what you mean.

Ash: you see that girl over their?
Kiz: yeah she's proper flodge

girl walks past

Ash: FLODGE!

by Ashley Squires April 30, 2008

Flodge

The shortened form of the proper noun - Forest Lodge, a suburb in Sydney, NSW, Australia.

Man - I live in the Flodge.
Girl - Flodge?
Man - Yeah Forest Lodge.
Girl - Oh, I live in Glebe..
Man - Don't talk to me.

by Cammo3000 September 16, 2007

flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.

He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.

by Aloon January 14, 2004

flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE

Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious

by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004

Flodge

The edge of an opening or a cavity, specifically, the protruding metal (or sometimes wooden) structure located at the bottom edge of a door frame.

I really thought I could get my drunk ass home and in bed quietly until I, while entering my apartment, tripped over the flodge and woke up all of my roommates.

by Say-ruh December 5, 2007

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009