mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.

1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.

by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008

Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 29, 2016

flocktard

A dumbass who practices animal husbandry in another man's pasture.

Any flocktard who messes with Big Jake's livestock is going to regret it.

by JJAngleton October 21, 2010

waka-flockery

anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.

that new budget plan the republicans came up with is complete WAKA-FLOCKERY

by jbizthamc May 12, 2011

frocket

a front pocket, usually on a shirt

I can put pens in my frocket!!

by i love frockets August 10, 2008

Frocket

A Frat-Pocket. The very fratty pocket on the front of the shirt, typically worn by fratdaddys or sorostitutes. A common misconception of the meaning of Frocket is the front-pocket.

Sorostitute #1: Omg look at that fratdaddy, he's so sexy.

Sorostitute #2: I know, I love the way he wears his frocket.

by SECFrattyDaddy November 23, 2010

Flockey

A quicker way of saying field hockey.

Margot: hey do you have field hockey practice tonight?

Katie: yeah i have flockey every day this week.

by dfinOuT September 20, 2009