Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.

Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009

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locker-flocker

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.

Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.

locker-flocker by fuegoagua April 8, 2010

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mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.

1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.

mother flocker by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008

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Pop-flocker

A person who only likes the music on the radio. their iPod consists of big name artist with only 1 or two songs from each artist.

girl1: OMFG I <3 Owl City! Fir3flies is the bEst $ong evEr!
girl2: Personally, I like Cave In.
girl1: what's that?
girl2: It's a song on the same album of fireflies.
girl1: never heard it.
girl2: BECAUSE YOU'RE A POP-FLOCKER

Pop-flocker by Lyzzy_stardust October 13, 2010

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