flarky

A Flernglish term.
Usually means cool or awesome.

Person A: Jlirmmy is a flarky man!
Person B: You bet he is!

by Daviel May 6, 2008

Flarkin

A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.

Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.

by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009

Flarkus

You tried to say ‘F*ckking Marcus!’ but it’s just came out like Flarkus.

FLARKUS! Why’d you take all my diamonds?!?!

by GreasySeth October 29, 2019

flarko

-A Whore that give out free Rim-jobs.
(Rim-job- when somone licks your ass)

-You god damn flarko!
-you Vagina faced Flarko!
-you ugly Clit lipped flarko!

by Jeremy Tate September 2, 2005

flark

Assumed to be an equivalent of "fuck". Originated on an episode of the early-90s ABC show "Dinosaurs".

Oh flark, I just sharted!!

by anonymous August 4, 2004

flark

It can have many different meanings.
Usually replaces the word "fuck" in a language called flernglish, so that you can freely "curse" without actually "cursing", because nobody knows wtf you are saying.

If said in the sense of something being "flarky" then it means cool or awesome.

Person A: Dude, I totally flarked that girl in the ars!
Person B: Dude, Thats the same girl that I flarked in the ars! That is so flarky!

by Daviel May 5, 2008

FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010