Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

Flirtard

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.

He's such a fucking flirtard.

by Rayne420 June 5, 2009

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

frigtarded

Incredibly stupid or dumb. To behave incomprehensibly as to exhibit signs of retardation. Combination of 'friggin' and 'retarded'.

Because you put friggin kill switches in your software. But then you're so frigtarded that you do it wrong and the kill switches start messing up legitimate users.

by Michael Crawford January 22, 2008

flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012