Flashfuck

1. Sex so fast that you don't even realize it's over when she's already dressed and leaving.

2. A flashbang grenade.

"That wasn't even 5 mintues"
*door slams, man looks around confused*
"Was that a flashfuck?"

by Spartan A007 January 15, 2009

fleshfriend

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."

"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."

by Pmaadu December 28, 2005

fleshfag

the human equivalent of furfag

furry1:(in a conversation) ya acculy i hear that faunited was better then...
stupid troll:(rudeley inturrepts) yiff in hell furfag
furry: whatever

stupid troll: ya well yiff in hell furfag
furry: hold on a second fuck in hell fleshfag
stupid troll:(crys home to his mom)
furry2:well acculy i perfer anthrocon to fa united

by theWINGEDfoxFURRY June 26, 2010

fleshface

Ugly girl who is consuming way too many hamburgers.

Look at that fleshface over there, she's gobbling down those grease burgers at a faster pace than I can shoot up. She is actually pretty cute...

by Chester Copperpot March 27, 2003

fleshfast

When one is rudely woken in early morning hours by insects burrowing, chomping and squiggling under the skin eating Fleshfast.

She wanted to sharpen each claw of her back scratcher to fine razor-edged points and scratch the unkind burrowing insects out of her abdomen, breast and nipple. It was the beginning of their day as they searched for some juicy new flesh to eat. Their morning activities rudely woke her at 12:47am, as they began to squiggle & chomp their way through her body, looking for some tasty fleshfast. Bad little hungry nocturnal burrowing beasties!

by BonnsterMonster October 14, 2020

Freshfuck

1)A freshman

2)A new(fresh) vagina that you haven't fucked before

1)"All the upperclassmen call me a freshfuck."
2)"Two days after she got home from the hospital, my newborn daughter's was a freshfuck."

by philcollins October 26, 2009

fleshturbate

Masturbating using a Fleshlight or other sex toy masturbator.

I fleshturbate to a lot of porn

by Josh Jim November 13, 2010