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Fleanis

The penis of any mammal when occupied by a flea.
Paco, my toothless chihuahua, currently has a fleanis...
by Crassmaestro December 23, 2019
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flenis

Common slang for a flaccid penis. Used when one is too lazy to say "flaccid penis" in its entirety.
Richard has by far the longest flenis in the entire building.
by MacBeefin August 4, 2011
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Fleenie

Fleenie, Flesh-Beanie. Another word for a bald person, as it looks like they are wearing a beanie made out of flesh.
Wow Malcom, check out that Guy he's got a Fleenie.
by Fleenie hater June 29, 2010
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Fleeish

The flap of flesh underneath your ribs right above the kidneys.
Kill Jonas, he’s a fleeish gripper
by GIMOOSH November 15, 2022
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fleenus

Fleenus: Plonker,halfwit or stupid clown.

Name used in and around a certain circle of good friends.

Usual contenders come from Nairn, Scotland
"Have you seen Dominic Morganti, That boy is a fleenus", "Shut up rectophilliac", thats may mate!!!!!
by Chris Mackinnon February 17, 2008
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fleenium

The fictional element created from the number fleen, it contains 4 neutrons, 4 protons, and 9.5 electrons.
"Oh for fucks sake I just spilt fleenium all over my shirt!"
by drahcir144 February 8, 2008
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fleenium

a chemical element that suceeds florine and preceeds neon in the periodic table.
fleenium is special in that it is the only element in the periodic table containing a marshian atomic number. fleenium was discovered and named by Barham local mountain biker Drahcir Marsh, it was named fleenium due to it having an atomic number of fleen. it also has a very unbalanced formula as it has froar protons and flix electrons making it very suceptible to high powered explosions when thrown into Barton Court school pond.

It is also easilly identifieable due to its extremely potent smell. A smell of which sometimes can be liked to that of a fart whilst leening (fleening)
Drahcir:'for fuck sake guys!, who threw fleenium in the pond?'

Oliver C:'it appears there is a smell similar to that of a fart whilst leaning.......... must be fleenium'

whilst reading out marks for end of module test
Chemistry Teacher: 'pass mark 70, lamorna manning: 76
drahcir marsh: 69'
Drahcir:'BOLLOX'
by FROAR!123 February 10, 2008
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