Writing an email to a co-worker knowing that it will prompt an in-person confrontation and then leaving your desk.
E-mail:
Dear coworker,
i would like to talk to you about something controversial or of a delicate nature over email that will cause you to want to visit my desk.
Action:
sender sends email and then E-Flee's by going on lunch, break or flee's the office/country.
Dear coworker,
i would like to talk to you about something controversial or of a delicate nature over email that will cause you to want to visit my desk.
Action:
sender sends email and then E-Flee's by going on lunch, break or flee's the office/country.
by kurbycar32 January 19, 2010
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Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."
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Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;
1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.
2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.
3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.
4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.
*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010
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by Mèrry Christmas June 11, 2017
Get the fleeb ega queeshteef mug.A feeling of nausea, typically accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence; often leading to gross and ill-timed defecations.
Friend: "Hey man, you don't look so good."
Me: "Yeah, I'm feeling a bit fecescious. It was probably the Taco Bell."
Friend: "I feel that. Just make sure you don't diarrhea all over the place."
Me: "Yeah, I'm feeling a bit fecescious. It was probably the Taco Bell."
Friend: "I feel that. Just make sure you don't diarrhea all over the place."
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