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Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.
by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013
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Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.
Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.
by Shadowdude7 May 2, 2010
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Flarping

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.
by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010
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Flarp

I had taken a huge flarp
by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022
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Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac
Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.
by Copy56 January 3, 2022
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Flarping

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .
Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly
by Biggy_Dicky March 2, 2019
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