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Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will
"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"
by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009
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flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late]

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
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flack

crap, or abuse; excess pressure on oneself; burdens or weight added by unecessary trials or psychological pressures
My teacher gave me flack for talking in class; Why can't you keep the flack light when I'm trying to study?
by William Highsmith March 14, 2003
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Flacklen

The ring of piss and shit found around the outside of a toilet.
"Man, Kurt is worse than flacklen"
by Flacklen June 9, 2016
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flackattack

To hit someone over the head with a glass lamp or object while they are sleeping
She had been reading his text messages, thought he was cheating before carrying out a flackattack
by Bozmo December 23, 2019
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flacker

Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.
Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.
by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007
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Flicka-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a tactic to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.
His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.
by vectortec October 21, 2003
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