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flacid

when your nights a flop
"man that party was pretty flacid"
by dikhead7! January 22, 2009
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Flacid

A drinking game combining flip cup and beer pong that theoretically gets you so wasted that you can't get it up, hence it's name.

It starts with four cups lined up in a straight line on each corner of the table filled 1/4 way with beer. There are two people per team and they stand on opposite sides of the table so that they can shoot into each other's four cups. The first two people shoot. If someone gets a cup in, the person has to drink the cup and then flip it before he or she can shoot again. First team to get it in all four cups and flip them, wins.
"Dude last night I played 5 games of flacid in a row and I was so messed up I had to have stacy drive my car home"
by bostongirlx02 August 6, 2008
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flacid

Loose.
acronym- erect

Big... Flacid... Sausage-Penis.
Dude his penis is very big and flacid.
by whoo April 12, 2005
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flacid

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."
by zooa November 3, 2003
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Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”
by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018
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flacid pancake

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake
by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023
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Mid flacid

The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape
Yo that mans bumped into Emily, he’s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard
by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018
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