Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016

Flatitude

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.

That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.

by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018

flashitude

Being in the mood to use Flash.

Hes got the right flashitude, man!

by chicken ruler July 27, 2003

flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014

Faceitude

n. a property of an object which defines how many faces can fit into it

Most people have a faceitude of 10. However, extremely fat people have a faceitude of 20.

by the Earl of Faceitude August 26, 2006

flassitude

Blindly purchasing a product of similar quality on the sole preface that because it is more expensive than the general brand version.

Man, this Coke must be better than (brand x) cola.

Dude, that's flassitude.

by WDJester July 4, 2016

Faceitude

NOUN

1. When beauty and attitude collide and seep into facial expression.

NOUN

1. When beauty and attitude collide and seep into facial expression.
'It was by good stead and faceitude that the damsel got the job.'

by Scraggulartis June 12, 2016