Flabberpunk

Noun. A annoyance (usually a person) that refuses to go away and simply causes anger and despair. The original term was due to a great mish-mash of words entering the mind in a somewhat confused state. The origin is of a certain Robert Smith of Leeds, England.

"Hahahahha, you suck," Josh.
"Josh stop it You goddamn Flabberpunk." Rob

(Eruptions of laughter at the creation of a new insult....continues for 10 minutes)

by Josh Cohen March 29, 2005

flabbercock

A person who is really interesting but a bit of a dick!

You are such a flabbercock?

by V&B June 12, 2011

Flabbercocked

To be extremely tired of being dicked.

Damn the boss won't get off my ass and I am just so flabbercocked after that gayngbang.

by Lukejo September 20, 2016

Flubberkonks

Big, Juicy tits.

"Mm, yeh." *suck* "I kill for your Flubberkonks."

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Flabberginkus

A word used to replace another words for emphasis. It can also be used to describe a song with no words.

This is flabberginkus!

The theme for rocky is a flabberginkus song.

by Xera17 February 27, 2017

flobberdonk

When a guy points at something to get the person to look away then getting them to look back at them only to be struck in the face with your limp penis.

So Brandi was being a skank so I flobberdonked her face like a G!

by Wash Master D August 3, 2022

Flubberdonked

To be completely, totally and utterly confused.

Alternate definition: to hit, throw, or send flying. To move ungracefully.
This definition has been around for seemingly decades, though nobody is quite sure of it's origin. Some believe it derives from the english word 'blubber', known for being squishy and bouncy, and the word 'bonk'- to hit or tap ungently.

"When Brian told me about that new article, I was totally flubberdonked!"

"She came over to me and flubberdonked the book right out of my hand."

by GreatOldWalrus54 April 4, 2024