fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

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used as fishdicks on southpark

fishsdicks

A: Do you like fishdicks?
B: Yes.
A: Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
B: Yes.
A: What are you, a gay fish?

by luis67 April 9, 2009

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fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.

oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.

by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

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Fish Dick

What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.

"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."

by nyquilcoma July 5, 2012

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fishnickered

1. To be slapped in the face with a fish and a Snickers bar simultaneously, ideally one on either cheek.

2. To have a smelly downstairs area if you are a lady.

1. "Ow my beautiful face! I can't believe you just fishnickered me!"

2. "Sorry about the smell lads, I'm pretty fishnickered today."

by DrJonas February 1, 2010

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