Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

by Curio234 April 15, 2021

fireshits

The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.

Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

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something urban dictionary says when no one has defined it

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by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

The first rule of Kpop

the first/number one rule of K-pop:

Don't fall in love with an idol.

I just started stanning The Boyz and I broke the first rule of kpop

by •o• June 14, 2021

Friends first

When someone on a dating app is wasting other people's time because they want attention and to be friends but not actually date.

A recent study by John Hopkins University showed 93.154% of people who want friends first have trust issues and are afraid of intimacy or sex. Because of this it will be very hard for them to have a healthy relationship.

Friends first is the unpaid internship of the dating world. They want you to do all the same work and use you but don't want to give you any benefits.

by Wordiculous May 22, 2022

Product first

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!

Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.

by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022