firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.

Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.

by Detective John June 26, 2009

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

Firestarter

Firestarter, Noun. That one friend or family member who thrives on creating chaos, so they pour gasoline on any conflict, no matter how small, to inflame the situation. Synonyms: asshole, instigator, pot-stirrer, jerk.

My sister is such a firestarter, she can't stand it when our whole family is at peace.

by Notlikemysister November 10, 2018

firestronautics

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on
space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich
extraterrestrial settings.

I'm a firestronaut; I entered the field of firestronautics because I wanted to be both a fireman and an astronaut

by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005

firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

firestarter

A troubled, characterized person, who'll start major ruckus in a certain situation.

That guy just ran over a bunch of kids with his SUV. He's a firestarter!!

by Ragez October 6, 2003