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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
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OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.
McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-
by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016
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Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?
by Snead Mcruther January 20, 2008
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firedick

When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's
Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!
by Josh Folden January 26, 2008
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FireDick

It’s a volunteer fire/ems who is so full of themselves will literally use lighter fluid or some other flammable liquid to masterbate with. The will set fire to the liquid then proceeded to beat it out just to say they put out a fire that day.
Hey guys Daryl just bought some more zippo fluid probably going home to jack off. He’s such a FireDick.
by I.L.E.M.S November 15, 2022
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Firedick

Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.

Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.
Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.
by Colon Bowel October 14, 2009
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Firedick

The feeling you get when you jerkoff for to long and you start to chaif your shaft
Hey mom I think I have firedick
by Soggy January 18, 2017
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