fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

by The Black Fury November 18, 2018

Fingerlingus

Like Cunnilingus, but with one (or more) fingers. Digital exploration & simulation in the vicinity of the female vulvar.

How did your date go with that KFC guy, Cory?
It's was Fingerlingus good.

I have a rule, no fucks given on the first date... But come at me with the fingerlingus.

by GusLin March 7, 2022

fingerlingus

The art of providing sexual stimulation by licking, sucking, and orally teasing one's fingers.

Suzy's expression of fingerlingus made me unsure of whether she wanted to perform fellatio or analingus so I teabagged her. It turns out she's a carpet muncher!

by dognheat May 23, 2009

Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus

Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020

fingalings

Sticks of flesh located on a longer, wider stick of flesh which is located on another stick of flesh which we call a person. Useful for reading noodles and eating books.

john: “hey bob, what is that on your hand?”
bob: “silly john, those are my fingalings!”

by choppedonion May 31, 2019

fingerlingus

The art of inserting fingers into the vagina or rubbing the clit for sexual pleasure.

Oh baby, I love when you give me fingerlingus. It makes me so wet!

by goldfishbowl February 24, 2009

Fingerlingus

The act of acquiring human female vaginal fluids using fingers and orally sharing them with another person.

Always wash hands after fingerlingus prior to making a sandwich for your mother.

by Bobbbuhbobbob August 2, 2017