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You hold up 3 fingers up without the ring finger
by Andjuk July 30, 2022
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Pudding Fingers

Pudding Fingers — Every now and then you simply must congratulate your ops.

An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.

Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.

On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.

Figure out how that works yourself!

The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “

No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.

And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
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3 fingers up

you are loyal to 1 man only
she has 3 fingers up, she must be madly in love with her man
by SheLuvsHim August 30, 2022
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Bitch Nigga Fingers

It is when you accidentally fuck up and do the wrong special attack on Super Smash Bros, commonly on the 3DS.
Damn, that nigga Shofu got Bitch Nigga Fingers when it comes to playing Greninja.
by My words. September 30, 2014
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jalapeño fingers

When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah
Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"
by Juan Stamos February 19, 2014
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Magic Fingers

Once a popular vibrating bed system often found in motel rooms during the fifties and sixties, running on quarters which you fed into the metal box near the head of the bed, ostensibly for relaxation but more commonly understood by adults to be for enhancement of a woman’s sexual experience.
As a kid traveling from the mid west to California with my parents, I would always need at least ten quarters worth of Magic Fingers to settle myself down after the long and boring couple of hundred miles on the interstate each day.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
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Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.
I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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