fingerpaint

paint for your fingers what else????????

person 1~ I love fingerpaint

person 2~ ya its awesome<3

by anne onymouse February 8, 2015

fingernail

The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.

My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.

by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007

Gingerfail

1. A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair who fails.
2. A person attempting to be a ginger who is disaproved of for being fake.

1. Jacob tried to be cool but fucked it up. First even a ginger shouldn't mess up that bad. He's a gingerfail.

Jacob should lay off the gingerfail.

2. Donny dyed his hair red and stayed inside. Without his tan, and with that rediculous head, he looks retarded. Way to gingerfail.

Whats with the new look? You're gingerfailing, man.

by Pop2012 November 28, 2009

fingernail file

Good utensil for use on the fingernail.

Also good for stabbing.

Used the fingernail file to stab the jail guard in the left testicle.

by larstait October 12, 2003

Fingernail Lottery

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.

Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens

by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010

Fingermaile

A finger shroud to protect the finger from incoming faecal matter whilst fingering a man's anus.

Person 1 - "I was fingering this guy last night-"
Person 2 - "Were you using a fingermaile?"
Person 1 - "No I got shit under my nail"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's nasty!"

by hammerhead morty September 27, 2017

Poop In My FingerNails

When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song

Poop In My FingerNails are really killing me

by Tillmanator December 8, 2019