Monkey Finger 

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

Monkey Finger by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Monkey Finger 

When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.

Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!

Monkey Finger by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

Monkey Finger Pie by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

monkey finger 

That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to sniff repeatedly and contentedly along the length of it.

"He got monkey finger" - from Come Together by the Beatles.

monkey finger by raped ape February 6, 2005

monkey finger 

Shoving your finger up somones anus with clothes on to grose them out.

Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.

monkey finger by fatyfatjohn March 2, 2011

finger monkeys

What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.

"Oh no! I've put finger monkeys on."

finger monkeys by dreamingwombat February 3, 2010

Monkey Fingers 

A nickname for the roller of a 'joint' made with resin, who has burnt and crumbled the brown resin and left stains on their fingers.

''Hey, Rhys has just rolled that joint, now he's got monkey fingers!''

Monkey Fingers by MD Geist February 12, 2009