Filet Mignon

A prime cut of meat

Bro look at Holly, she's looking like Filet Mignon tonight.

by Big Olster November 26, 2021

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

Filet Mignon

A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.

Bro, Chelsey couldn't get my dick hard last night, so we filet mignoned until i was hard enough to blow my load.

by Danomite23 March 15, 2011

filet mignon

adj.; a euphemism for flaming, used because of both its phonetic resemblance and because of its connotation of sophistication

A: that guy is flaming yo
B: that guy is filet mignon

by language_sentinel September 5, 2005

filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.

Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon

by Nuchibuchi September 4, 2006

filet mignon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.

by BAD1983 February 16, 2008

Filet Mignonitis

A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.

Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.

The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.

by Weazul March 28, 2013