Filarious

when something is fucking hilarious

Alize: Omg did you see Morné's hair today ?
Sonia : Hell yeah, that's Filarious

by AAAlex April 10, 2013

Filbag

A slang word for a Filipino.

Ew, look at that Filbag over there.

by FilbagSlayer1889 June 24, 2019

FIFA

A global money laundering operation posing as a governing body for football (soccer).

Even North Korea is less corrupt than FIFA

by markbriton May 31, 2015

failfag

f~cking ~ssholes that think that they are cool, or funny by saying the word "fail". This person may be deemed a failfag if they use the word "fail" as a noun, adjective, adverb, or uncessfully conjugate the word as a verb. Failfags do not realize that this word has been long taboo'd, and that the word eventually gets old. Failfags may also overuse the word "epic" in an uncuccessful attempt at sounding cool.

**Kevin drops his pencil
failfag: FAILL!!! hahahaha!
kevin: Shutup, don't be a failfag

by 3V3RY0N3! April 14, 2010

Black Fila Jihad Bro

Used when exclaiming shock or excitement
Can also be used as a chant or greeting to raise morale

"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"

"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"

by bfjb June 5, 2021

FIFA bullshit

When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.

Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.

Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.

Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.

Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!

Lucas throws his controller out the window.

by easucks2020 September 2, 2020

Scrilla Filla

An ATM or Automatic Transfer Machine

I'm broke I need to make a stop at the Scrilla Filla.

by SenorRipley June 14, 2010