farkakte

An alternative spelling of the Yiddish word verkakte that can mean either goddamn or crappy - the literal translation is "becrapped".

"What are you guys gonna do? The same act? Wearing the same farkakte suits?" (From Blues Brothers movie).

by Where's Mike? January 21, 2008

Farko

A male in his late 20's or early 30's desperate to be in a relationship with younger females with no visible signs of having one.

Oh my god, look at how hard Farid is trying to get with Natty, he is such a farko.

by Farko97 January 26, 2020

Fiasko

Something that Jasko is every damn day.

Eskil: Who is that?
Ado: Its Jasko
Eskil: What a Fiasko!

by Eskil Falle December 10, 2020

farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

by farkette October 23, 2003

farkward

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

by hategravy September 19, 2009

Fiarrhea

An agonizing type of Diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your anus. Most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. Fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. Scalding hot and rapid farts scrape and crawl out of your crack, leaving a massacre of singed ass hairs in their wake. The burning sensation clings to your nether regions long after the shit storm has passed. Wiping only intensifies the burning.

Bruce: "Your spaghetti with Frank's Red Hot is sure to give me Fiarrhea later tonight."
Mikhail: "I don't care."
Bruce: *gentle sobbing*

by Papa Emeritus Jr May 20, 2016

Farkism

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

by GhoSSt July 9, 2006