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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008
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fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.
"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
by UrVile February 15, 2019
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Fesis

A portmanteau of "feces" and "thesis."
I spent two years looking for source documents for my goddamn fesis.
All the grant money in the world couldn't improve his fesis.
by Georgia O'Queef November 17, 2011
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Feasible

Feasible - for something to make sense, to be realizable, possible, usefull.
"Let's design a car that can only drive 1 mph."

The above is not a feasible plan :)
by th1alb March 9, 2007
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feasible weasel

Forum poster who mostly confuses readers with obtuse and labyrinthine monologues that contain oddly misinformed takes on musical genres and stylings.
Feasible weasel said: dubstep has so many different styles ur confusing dark and hard.its an underground music,who wants to make cross over stuff? cross over means u want to make pop music.i wish it had devil chanting and the sounds of people dying Cool
by Another Dubstepforum User January 10, 2008
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feasible weasel

The most annoying thing/person on the planet, Does not know when to stop talking, Inappropriate in every situation imaginable.
'That guy is feasible weasel'
by Dubstep Forum User September 25, 2007
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Fepic

Originally used to describe "fucking epic" tricks, Fepic's meaning has grown to include any act, person or situation that manifests the infinite power of the universe in a positive way. Fepic is choosing to act. It is choosing acceptance and love over doubt and fear in any situation that challenges one's comfort zone. A fepic mentality channels positive energy into all aspects of life.
Wow, this big air competition is fepic!
by redendo August 13, 2010
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