femail

the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males

Mr.Alex only femails.
This guy only femails, he does not email.

by srini_cbe December 1, 2011

Femail Man

The woman who delivers your mail

Dude! The femail man is here!

by Superjay76 October 4, 2017

Fentai

To watch orange Fanta hentai

I’m gay so I watch fentai

by Beantai April 9, 2021

Femailer

A female "mail man"

ME: "my mail man got fired for being a Pedophile now I got this new chick"

Friend: "Dude you got a femailer".

by zaros385 December 14, 2016

femail

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

by neohippus July 3, 2008

Femtieerr

Commonly a Thai ladyboy, most prominent online.

"did you hear about gordon?"

"yeah hes a total femtieerr"

"oh"

by museofincubus July 5, 2023

femailin'

the courting of a young lady through use of email and internet communication; proper email etiquette when dealing with the opposite sex. (e.g., when a woman courts a man through the internet it might be called MAILin')

"It's taking him weeks to respond to my messages. That guy needs a serious lesson in femailin'."

If a gentleman wants to get anywhere with today's young lady, he'll have to show proper etiquette in person, as well as on the internet. If he can't femail, he ain't gettin' no tail.

by sackgurlz July 29, 2011