Femachelor

Femachelor is a female bachelor.

Often brought about by prior hostile relationships with men, femachelors accept an oath to abide by a code of conduct to live in a carefree, party filled life that does not revolve around men. Being whipped revokes your right to be called a femachelor.

Amy and Stacey have just moved into their femachelor pad, let's round up the male strippers for the house warming.

by Femachelor # 1 October 8, 2011

fobstache

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

by vietdragon February 1, 2005

femmestache

A woman's hairy upper lip.

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.

by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache

Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

by j.w.d November 30, 2006

Frostache

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

Fuhstache

Sporting an exceptionally obnoxious mustasche. Said mustasche can, however, reach a level that is so obnoxious that it becomes ultra cool.

If you let that squirrel on your lip get any longer, you're gonna have a total fuhstache!

by Shaund June 15, 2008

fagstache

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

by Gary S January 24, 2005