FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.

Expensive too.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

Fedex

a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...

Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?

by Levon5100 January 07, 2004

FedEx

K Feds current label. The only person probably in the entire world who didn't see this coming was him.

FedEx has been moping and lying since the divorce, NOT like before the divorce

by SOLofSLC November 14, 2006

FedEx

the world ontime, guaranteed

You're so FedEx, it's remarkable!

by Rancho Ron May 01, 2003

FedEx

where a lot of hot sexy young guys work at.

yo i love those fine ass fedex guys.

by jackson, j May 03, 2006

Fedex

An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.

"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"

by goentzel March 26, 2009