skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010

Febreze shower

When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.

Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.

by Chef B October 28, 2008

febreze it

An act in which one sprays febreze or smell good sprays in an attempt to cover the smell of smoke or other parent disapproved things.

I just smoked a huge blunt and now my car smells I have got to FEBREZE IT.

by MAXXY B October 26, 2008

febreze

The thing you spray in a room after smoking weed so your parents/who ever don't know.

Hurry up and spray that febreze, my mom will be home soon.

by stonerchick September 9, 2008

Freezer Sports

A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.

I managed to pull off a reverse chin at Freezer Sports last night.

by The Revisitter August 23, 2009

febreezin

1. a positive mental state of being completely zen within that no ones negativity or disagreeing opinions effect you.

2. an act of just "going with the flow".

3. When the aura of a person or thing "disinfects" all the bad vibes around them/it and leaves behind a sense of good energy, content, and happiness - effecting those near by in a positive way.

1. "Never met anyone who is as febreezin as him."

2. "You worried about that parking ticket?" "Nah, I'm febreezin through it. We see what happens. "

3. "Grandmas cookies really febreezin my anxiety."
3 a.) "Ya you like Rachel cause she febreezin that ex out of your mind!"
3 b.) "Wow Pauly brought the febreezin vibes we needed on that dance floor tonight."

by Mocha Latte Sauce February 6, 2021