Faux Po

Auxilliary Police one might mistake for actual cops while driving.

I thought there was a cop behind me, but it was just the Faux Po.

by Lisa April 24, 2005

Faux Po

A car that, from a distance, looks like a police car due to the type of car, or from being an old cop car that never had the spotlight removed, but is not.

"Oh shit! That pig is definitely gonna get me for going 20 over... oh wait, that's just a Faux Po."

by Cherry Cola September 15, 2016

faux pop

is the man you thought was your father until you found out otherwise on the maury povich show

DNA results proved jim was really the milkmans kid and that tom "his dad" was really his faux pop

by asslee April 5, 2008

faux-portunity

It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.

I thought he was offering me the real deal, but it was just a faux-portunity.

by rockstarawesome June 10, 2009

faux pod

Your iPod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarrassing song.

Listener, "Dude, the Carpenters?"
iPod owner, "My faux pod."

"Wow, I didn't know anybody actually had 'The Christmas Shoes' on their player."

by Michael Parker April 4, 2008

Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

by Oh Throbert March 29, 2015

faux-poo

1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarrassing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner's poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake shit; only missing the solid matter.

Oh my God, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
Can you believe Cindy's faux-poo during church?

by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008