Fauxlationship

A temporary relationship to relieve emptiness caused by the lack of a real relationship. Also used to describe relationships with no commitment. Not a very responsible idea.

I don't trust her man, it looks like a fauxlationship to me.

by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004

fauxgetarian

Someone who watches too many PETA/animal cruelty videos online and suddenly proclaims they are a vegetarian. Common traits include "occasionally" eating meat, or only eating chicken. Fauxgetarians usually disregard their commitment to saving the animals after a month or two.

Heather's not a vegetarian, man. She's a fauxgetarian, she just watched too many PETA videos last week.

She told me she was a vegetarian, but I saw her eating a whole steak yesterday. Now I know she's just a fauxgetarian.

by typicalskeleton July 6, 2008

fauxlebrity

A faux (fake) celebrity. A person who is famous for no valid reason.

LC from The Hills is such a fauxlebrity! Why do we care who she is fighthing with or why?

Why is Paris Hilton so famous?! She is such a fauxlebrity!

by Funny Fish September 26, 2007

Faunlet

A sexualized pre-adolescent boy.

Coined by Vladimir Nabokov, author of Lolita.

"The character who lends her name to the novel Ekaterina, was especially fond of faunlets,"

by Nicolyie August 16, 2006

fauxrettes

A condition whereby one develops the symptoms of Tourrette's syndrome by repeatedly mocking said symptoms.

Greg has really taken the whole "he has tourettes thing" too far... I fear he's developed full blown fauxrettes.

by teamsnuggle May 30, 2018

fauxlex

n.
a watch that is modeled after a real rolex, but worse quality and cheaper price

I just got this sweet fauxlex at walmart for only 20 bucks!

by schenksta November 12, 2004

Fauxlatio

(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.

Example 1

"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."

Example 2:

"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,

"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"

by john the heeb January 2, 2010